Now we're on Orcas Island overlooking Massacre Bay within view of Skull Island! I'm in my own private pirate movie!
(On a side note, I can also testify that deer are to Orcas Island what squirrels are to everywhere else.)
* Tom Hanks will play me in the film adaptation, dammit, although those who keep saying I remind them of Paul Giamitti can make their case with his agent.
